sleep nut 

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

sleep nut by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

Free nut day

November 17th you may have a free nut.

Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!

Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!

Free nut day by Totally not 89 years old November 2, 2019

Double Nut Shot 

Nutting on 2 girls at the same time.

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet

Double Nut Shot by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020

Squawk a nut 

When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.

Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.

Squawk a nut by MaistlinRajere November 7, 2011

Time to nut up or shut up

Time to grow some ball's like a man, or back down like a pussy

man pussy bitch Bob- man Im afraid to ask that chick out.
Me- it's time to nut up or shut up.

Time to nut up or shut up by Richhomienyquan October 29, 2016

Pluck a' Nut 

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

Pluck a' Nut by TacomaBeags June 6, 2011

No Nut November 

Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?

Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.

Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.

No Nut November by asspenis7 November 2, 2019