snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

nut fudge

The crust that accumulates on the scrotum and taint after a day or more of moist beer farts and sweating.

When I changed my underwear, the smell of my nut fudge was so powerful that I passed out.

by Ewan Macdermott December 7, 2011

bust a nut

frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.

If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.

by teenangstbullshit May 6, 2018

Nut Balling

Deflecting a ball in a sport with your testicles.

Zac was totally nut balling in that last game.

by Pikajew69 September 22, 2016

No Nut November

A honorful day in which every mammal participates and sees if you can last the whole month of November without nutting ONCE. Depending on which country you represent, you could get a free 1 nut pass for the month.

Joe: REMEMBER! ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER DTARTING TOMORROW! Ive been training for this all year. I think I got this.

by Gfurlisbak November 2, 2018

No Nut November

No Nut November (NNN) is the challenge of not ejaculating or masturbating over the course of 4 weeks. You may however, engage in sexual intercourse or sexual outercourse throughout this time with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Most people reach a few days but only some reach one month.

NNN was created for single men on the internet to have something to do with their life hence why if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend you can engage in sex with them.

Good Luck

Example one:
Phil - Hey Derek, wanna do No Nut November with me
Derek - Sure

Example 2:
Boyfriend - Hey Girlfriend, because we're not sad, do you wanna have sex?
Girlfriend - Sure

by Friendlyneighbourhoodsexmaster November 6, 2018

quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts

That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius

by Schwilly March 30, 2004