Gut Job

When a Jabba the Gut rolls up his gut like a Pizzahut P'zone and lets a paying patron have casual intercourse with the said "Folds."

Imagine a Titty bang but with a greasy stinky fat obese stomach rolled up like a burrito.

Usually put forward by a 2nd person by asking "Lets share a Gut Job"

by MolestingSandwich January 27, 2011

Car-job

The act of a woman giving you a blowjob while you're driving a car.

Danny: Dude, did you go the game last night?

Ed: Yea, i brought my girlfriend with me, and got an excellent gift for bringing her.

Danny: What did you get ed?

Ed: She gave me a car-job

Danny: What's that?

Ed: It's when a girl gives you a blowjob while you're driving.

Danny: Nice Bro!!

by u_mich90 September 23, 2011

mackenzie job

gettin boss head from a slut that knows how to suck a good dick

hey ivan i just got this mackenzie job by this bomb ass girl

by juicy j is gettin high April 27, 2006

nose job

When a large nosed costa rican insets his nose into a large, loose, smelly vagina. HE takes a deep breath and inserts his nose into the vagina. He then begins to motorboat (swings his head side to side.)

Hey jorge did you give that Erin girl a nose job?

by Jorge Zuniga May 2, 2007

Elias job

From the movie Clerks II. A task that is mindnumbingly simple or that no one wants to do.

"Randall, go mop up that vomit."

"Oh, come on, that's an Elias job!"

by AlLiE G April 26, 2008

Vacuum Job

When a certain individual or brendan watts puts his penis in a vacuum and then gets is nut sucked up in it. very painful

sorry guys i couldn't make it to the hallowe'en party i was too sore from a vacuum job

by roger rainford August 20, 2009

Swirl-job

The act of swirling of the back of the head on a male. The swirling motion is always done in a counter-clockwise motion. Most people have a clockwise swirl, this is the only swirls you can preform this on, if they have a counter-clockwise swirl they are considered EXTREMELY gay. The point of attack is the back of the scalp where there is the least amount of hair.

Guy 1:Dude do you want to give my mom a swirl-job.

Guy 2:I thought that was exceedingly dangerous.

Guy 1:No, that's a Chex-Job.

Guy 2:Oh!

by allybouudy November 18, 2011