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Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women
OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!
by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011
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gun nutting

The act of pleasuring oneself with a firearm to orgasm, preferably one of weight and correct size.
Digi: Damn, I love gun nutting.
Hydra: Yeah, everybody loves gun nutting.
by Lawfixer January 22, 2023
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snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.
1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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Dietz nuts

Dietz nuts are a brand of meat nuts made by Dietz & Watson.
Dietz nuts is also similar to the funny troll word deez nuts.
person 1: How dietz nuts taste?
Person 2: Delicious.
by War criminal September 12, 2021
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No Nut November

A honorful day in which every mammal participates and sees if you can last the whole month of November without nutting ONCE. Depending on which country you represent, you could get a free 1 nut pass for the month.
Joe: REMEMBER! ITS NO NUT NOVEMBER DTARTING TOMORROW! Ive been training for this all year. I think I got this.
by Gfurlisbak November 2, 2018
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No Nut November

No Nut November (NNN) is the challenge of not ejaculating or masturbating over the course of 4 weeks. You may however, engage in sexual intercourse or sexual outercourse throughout this time with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Most people reach a few days but only some reach one month.

NNN was created for single men on the internet to have something to do with their life hence why if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend you can engage in sex with them.

Good Luck
Example one:
Phil - Hey Derek, wanna do No Nut November with me
Derek - Sure

Example 2:
Boyfriend - Hey Girlfriend, because we're not sad, do you wanna have sex?
Girlfriend - Sure
by Friendlyneighbourhoodsexmaster November 6, 2018
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quim nuts

a particularly sagging vagina, so as to appear like nuts
That rim job was nice. How'd you like my quim nuts in your face, Cornelius
by Schwilly March 30, 2004
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