it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

Hard

UK - Adjective: Slang for someone (usually a teenager or adult) who thinks they're cool, popular, and better than most people. Mainly used in a sarcastic setting.

Sometimes spoken as " 'ard " due to accent.

*Person1 throws a pen at another student*
Person2 - "Ooh you're hard aren't ya(?)"
Person1 - "What you gonna do about it?"

by KiloGolf December 17, 2020

hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

by CheersBruh January 16, 2023

Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.

The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'

by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022

Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …

“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”

by Quinnradio January 29, 2023

shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017