Mummy Dick

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Pity Dicked

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that

did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her

by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

Dick hoodie

The foreskin of the penis.

Your mom whistled through my dick hoodie

by yummytears October 27, 2018

Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho

by dudperfect February 21, 2019

Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 4, 2019

beast dick

Mehaf’s actual name

Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.

by Madisonjade69666 December 27, 2018

Fickle Dick

A nickname for a guy that is known to have trouble pleasing women. Women often cheat on him because of this.

Hey fickle dick I heard your girlfriend cheated on you.

by JesusMc2 June 20, 2018