cock year

The duration of time that passes in which it feels like it has been a year since you have given or taken the cock.

Tom: Suzi's been dry for like 3 cock years.
Tony: Well find her a construction worker!

by TZ McLovin February 20, 2009

lethal cock

A big Pussy loving penis

THE MAN HAD A VERY LETHAL COCK

by LOLZER WOLZER November 8, 2017

Cock Medley

When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.

Rachel had quite the cock medley last night after hooking up with a few rugby players.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

cock and bullocks

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.

"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

by sirkuspig June 2, 2016

cock block

Cock block a guy messing things up for another guy with a girl because he's likes her

My so called friend lee cock blocked me the other day. he really messed things up with Emma just because he likes her too

by 35cat27 November 19, 2013

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

Brock Cock

The coldest it can get outside. Even colder than “oh nahhhhh”

Bro this weather brock cock as fuck

by Soda…… November 16, 2021