Ghosting

Disappearing from the life of a person you were dating without a parting word in person, by text, phone, or email. Usually a sign that you are not mature enough to be dating.

Friend 1: How did your 3rd date with that Joe guy go? I know you were super pumped about it and that you'd been talking to him all week.
Friend 2: Oh Caspar? Not so good.
Friend 1: I thought his name was Joe.
Friend 2: His driver's licence says Joel, but we talked for hours every single day for two weeks and had a wonderful night, then boom. Radio silence. So yeah. If he was the kind of guy who thinks ghosting is okay then he wasn't worth my time.

by StraightTalkingLady February 5, 2017

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Ghost earphones

When you take out one or both earbuds ,but you feel as if they are still plugged in you ears.

"Dude,I've been wearing those earphones for so long, I feel like I'm having ghost earphones in. So weird!"

by losfrijoles February 5, 2017

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Ghosted

When your Windows 10 mixed reality software is installed in your skull without visible hardware, and illusions of people start appearing all around you like translucent ghosts. Usually, they make you see a psychiatrist after, and send you to a mental hospital.

1: Did you just see that.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.

by ARHZer0 December 7, 2019

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Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019

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