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DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.
"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
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Asshole

Person 1: I am an adrenaline junkie. I climb high things. I climb trees.

Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
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Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
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Asshole Slin

Asshole, Refurring to the Anus on the buttox. Slin Refurring to skinny or narrow. Asshole Slin-Skinny/Narrow Anus .
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Pulpy Asshole

Cutting up a prolapsed asshole and then stuffed back into them and creampied. Thus creating a pulpy texture inside.
by ApolloBot April 25, 2022
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