get balled

What you say when someone does something that merits a severe balling.

Teacher: "Now don't forget, tomorrow we have a test on natural logarithms."
Student: "Aw, get balled!"

Person 1: "I got you a burrito from Taco Cabana, but then I ate it because I'm an asshole."
Person 2: "Get balled!"

Dad: "Happy birthday! I farted on your cake."
Son: "Get balled!"

by Giblets in a bucket May 8, 2010

Sus ball

Someone whole re-follows their newly single ex and starts to like their pictures again

You are a sus ball

by Anonshiz June 16, 2021

Boxers Balls

When your ballsack is tangled in your boxers. Feels like they're in a chokehold every time you move your legs. Happens in sports or when your balls are sweaty. Also can happen when your boxers are to small.

I had to go to the bathroom to fix my killer boxers balls.

by tman1124 April 13, 2010

ball-squeezy

Threatening to a man's perceived sense of man-ness. May apply to any domain of his life: family, work, leisure, etc.

The day after Mark was promoted to supervisor, three of his colleagues walked off the job. That's gotta be a little bit ball-squeezy.

by marie_margot November 13, 2011

low balling

The action of asking for a lower price when dealing something from a hustler. Try to bullshit a bullshiter to get a dirt cheap price.

I told you many times over! That is the final price, quit low balling us and do not call back any more!

by Spamme4444 April 1, 2007

street ball

basketball played in the ghettos, often a rougher version of pro basketball with imperfect courts and a lot of intimidation

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Attic Balls

When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.

Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"

by the real b love January 22, 2009