Bagina Law

To restrict people from leaving a land.

Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.

by Angelwalking October 23, 2025

co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.

I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.

by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023

Lammers' Law

When the face is too far gone you have to hit it from behind.

Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.

Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.

by KinkyKoffey November 21, 2024

co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My co-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

half-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.

Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!

by Heinkel November 25, 2017