helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018

sticky turtle

When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.

Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle

by Old dab rivers February 14, 2018

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

skin turtle

when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.

did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.

by luluboogy June 16, 2018

OG Turtle With God Ki

Beerus is fodder

OG Turtle With God Ki is fodder.

by Android-17-Bob May 7, 2018

crack turtle

A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.

Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."

by thepranxter March 21, 2018