Drain snake turd 

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

Drain snake turd by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

Douche and Turd philosophy 

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

Douche and Turd philosophy by EG FRESH November 13, 2021

you can polish a turd

believe in yourself and you can do it

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try

you can polish a turd by raybeez February 12, 2022

Heard A Turd 

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

Heard A Turd by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022

Choose your favourite turd 

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.

Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd

Choose your favourite turd by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022

Monkey shit turd 

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

Monkey shit turd by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

piece of goat turd. 

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

piece of goat turd. by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022