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Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.
by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017
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Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney
Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.
by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017
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Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.
“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”
by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017
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helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
by Luxemo January 5, 2018
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plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.
Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.
by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018
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sticky turtle

When you fuck you girl to the point of being limp. When you pull out your cock looks like a sticky turtle.
Me and ol lady had a wild night. I ended up with a sticky turtle
by Old dab rivers February 14, 2018
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