Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.

This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree

by J_tits November 11, 2011

Coloryland of tree

The mixture of both Colorado and Maryland where the two best people for each other live. When reunited, the tree population will be decreased due to parties of two.

In Colorado there is a perfect pothead, I love him; he is part of the coloryland of tree

by Bannana123456 November 10, 2013

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

the Brazilian tree stump

When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.

My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.

by thebatmanz March 4, 2015

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

fell far from the tree

It means that you're not like ur parents!

I fell far from the tree, I'm not like you.

by Pipe_Brazil November 21, 2016