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Trump Trouble

When your Donald trump and you stop the steal, orchestrate 1/6/2021, get re-elected even though you're a convicted felon and owe the courts lots of money, after your lawyer allegedly paid hush money to a porn star named stormy Daniels because she was talking about his magic mushroom, but they just forget about it because you're now the commander in chief and not some lame duck. In conclusion, there's no such thing as trump trouble. Too bad felons can't vote for Mickey mouse, because trump trouble may become a thing again.
I was in trump trouble when I was charged with 3 felonies but luckily the only hush money I had to pay was to my good lawyer. No cash bail would lead to trump trouble because it leads to recitivism and ubiss. Creating a drug addict and the verdict is to go cold turkey is considered justice so no justice no peace means trump trouble.
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trump nugget

a bit of wisdom from our fearless leader that makes you stare in awe and be glad to be living in interesting times.
DId you hear that trump nugget last night? I was like omg!
trump nugget by Paul Axlerod May 20, 2026

Trump Butt

When a breastfed baby poops in their diaper and leaves an orange residue on their butt cheeks.
This baby has mad trump butt and might need a bath
Trump Butt by Jbust May 26, 2026

Trump listens to Tom Sawyer Rush and is cool and agrees that there's no better drummer than Neil Peart

Trump listens to Tom Sawyer Rush and is cool and agrees that there's no better drummer than Neil Peart is the coolest song on planet earth. Let's get cheesy. Sunglasses on.
Trump listens to Tom Sawyer Rush and is cool and agrees that there's no better drummer than Neil Peart. Time to get cool and cheesy.

Trump Touch

When everything a person touches turns to shit.
Well, you certainly put the Trump Touch on that situation and made it 100 times worse.

Trump Family Reunion

Small pieces of feces accumulated on the bottom of toilet seat, caused by explosive diarrhea, brought on by a night of drinking Goldschlager!
Dude we’ve been drinking all night, if you use my bathroom, cleanup after yourself. I better not find a Trump Family Reunion! In there when you leave!

Trump Stump

The tiniest of micro penises one can possibly have hidden beneath a pair of stretched-out, tighty-whiteys.
Look out mama, I’m bout to impress you with my Trump Stump.
Trump Stump by Toe Fu July 25, 2026