toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.

hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know

by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024

Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee

"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"

by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020

blue toe Nails

Means her pussy smell like the ocean.

-person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl

-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there

by PatataquiereaNegras August 5, 2024

Wiggly Pig Toe

A wonderful toe from a pig named Wiggly. Wiggly loves to wiggle

You do it when you Noot Noot Always wiggle your toes. Wiggly Pig Toes

by Noot.noot_for.life April 19, 2019

Ten toes deep

When someone’s got you fucked up. Drilling tf out of someone until they admit they are wrong or give you your belongings back.

Being very aggressive and persistent towards a liar or thief in order to retain the truth and your belongings.
I’m standing on all ten toes.

That bitch stole my phone so I’m going ten toes deep. Balls to the wall.

by Gwavy June 21, 2023

Licking their toe

When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.

"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."

by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021

Dothan Toe

A psychic told me that my wife would have 6 toes. I blew threw two family fortunes traveling the world looking for my wife. I found her in Dothan, Alabama where there are tons of women with the affliction of an additional digit...not sure why.

I'd like to take out Tracy, but I can't get over that Dothan toe.

by official_maddog April 27, 2023