meat master

a guy that can use his meat well

that guy last night was a real meat master

by HellaCool July 22, 2006

meat whisperer

Unlike a horse whisperer, a meat whisperer gets the dick all wound up and sometimes leaves it hanging.

Jessica showed Jay what a meat whisperer really does, and when she left he had a horrible case of blue-balls.

by KatieL October 23, 2007

meat clamp

When a vagina clamps the penis during intercourse.

I used my meat clamp on him last night. -Sara

by Adjusg May 1, 2015

Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Meat tent

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

by CliveSinclair98 February 26, 2014

Meat Lord

It's a steamy hot duke that after you shit it out, you standing staring in not an awe but rather a natural acceptance that well... you just took a shit.

Well, there you have it... that hot steaming pile of shit... that's a meat lord.

by BMacAttack6969 August 8, 2011

Meat Monkey

A largely built male or female. Usually found in packs hanging around weight lifting apperatus, but not usually seen actually using the stuff. Characterised by drinking milk-shakes from a beaker/ sippy cup, and talking in monosyllables.

Look into ANY gym, worldwide and you will find these Meat Monkeys in the Free-Weight section.

by SmeGhead209 June 19, 2011