Meat Chills

A physical state, after eating copious amounts of meat, where one begins to feel a drastic decrease in body temperature. The meat chills usually precede the meat spins, meat fever, and the meat sweats.

After an all-you-can-eat fajita night, James began to get the meat chills and needed someone to drive him home.

After the 72oz steak challenge, Brock Lesnar felt some serious meat chills.

by TheChad2004 June 14, 2011

Meat tent

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

by CliveSinclair98 February 26, 2014

meat clamp

When a vagina clamps the penis during intercourse.

I used my meat clamp on him last night. -Sara

by Adjusg May 1, 2015

meat whisperer

Unlike a horse whisperer, a meat whisperer gets the dick all wound up and sometimes leaves it hanging.

Jessica showed Jay what a meat whisperer really does, and when she left he had a horrible case of blue-balls.

by KatieL October 23, 2007

Meat Cleaving

well kids, here are the steps of meat cleaving. but first, you need to make sure you have the necessary ingredients: a rubber hammer, and a willing participant. Now, you simply take the hammer and continuely tenderize the participant's holes. until they bleed uncontrollably. after that you may go enjoy some falopian dinner.

i was at the market. and i saw this girl i totally wanted to go meat cleaving with.....and then we did.

by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Meat Lord

It's a steamy hot duke that after you shit it out, you standing staring in not an awe but rather a natural acceptance that well... you just took a shit.

Well, there you have it... that hot steaming pile of shit... that's a meat lord.

by BMacAttack6969 August 8, 2011

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004