Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

by Andy.B January 20, 2010

Plopcorn Fart

1. When you try to sneak out a little gas and end up releasing a small turd with it.

2. When you sit down on the toilet and fart out a little turd that splashes back at you.

1. "Dude, I gotta go change my pants - I just released a Plopcorn Fart!"

2. "Guess I better shower, I just got sprayed by a Plopcorn Fart."

by Urban-aight February 19, 2011

Flutter Fart

Another word for a Queef. Mainly refers to the fluttering affect that is felt on the shaft of the inserted penis when air escapes the vagina.

Man, I love it when that girl flutter farts on my shaft!!

by darkcutlass May 22, 2011

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008

slough fart

When a fart has the thick and terrible aroma of a duck slough or swamp

"dude, those burritos gave me some slough farts!"
"dude, it's a slough fart!"

by Sknudson April 7, 2008

A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013

Fart Fetus

The gurglings and rumblings in your lower intestine that soon form into a healthy fart birthed from your anus.

As soon as Steve felt a kick, he tried to get out of the elevator, but he gave birth to his fart fetus before he could escape.

by BlueAvenger1 April 28, 2013