Attempted squatter bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash panda parks whatever vehicle they have at the time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.
"Oh man don't talk to that guy or invite him into your house. His name is Dustin Daniel Lydell Elliot. He's a trash panda. I've heard that when he shits in your bathroom it smells like a rotting body."
by anonymous February 20, 2024
Get the Trash Pandamug. When someone, tired of the burdensome responsibility of carrying their trash around throws it at their friend or some unsuspecting pedestrian and it makes contact with any part of their body, ownership of the article of garbage becomes the unsuspecting souls property.
by Himendojo April 25, 2019
Get the Trash Smackmug. 
by hilloo767 July 11, 2023
Get the Trashmug. by A_Mused May 10, 2022
Get the Dick Trashmug. A miniature garbage can depicting a caricature/parody of a politician, celebrity, or other famous figure, who is "full of trash." The design of the garbage can allows the user to throw trash into the figure's mouth.
Existing designs include George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden and Paris Hilton. Future designs are unlimited.
Existing designs include George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden and Paris Hilton. Future designs are unlimited.
"I bought a Trash-Head of Paris Hilton to keep in my dorm room. Usually, when she opens her mouth, trash comes out. Now trash goes in. Sweet irony!"
by Marina S. February 21, 2007
Get the Trash-Headmug.