Girlfriend:
What the fuck was that?!?!?
Ron: Heh, knew this day would come.
Girlfriend: And who are you supposed to be?
Ron appears from thin air
Ron: Name's Ron sugartits, who's your little guy down here?
Boyfriend: Beep sko peep fart poopoo
Ron: What's wrong with you? You lookin like a uuuhh umm
you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh
Girlfriend: Look, I am really not sure what your 2 incher is doing out here but we really need to call some secret service or police with what we just saw.
Ron:
SHUT THE HELL UP I hate women (cool guy hate wemen)
Ron: I can do some COOL RAP!
Ron: If YOU can also cool rap I guess you guys can go through
Ron: BUT hen my mod (vs ron) gets famous i'm going bacwk harder and less possible!
Boyfriend: sggart fart beep bo
Ron: what