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super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding
i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass

Super star 

The sexual act of inserting a fist into a vagina or anus and once inside you violently explode your fingers into the fully erect position, all while whispering softly "super star!"
That chick last night was so loose I had to give her the super star to get her off.
Super star by A7051 March 3, 2010

super saijin 

to go bezerk, angry, lose control, emotional outbreak, RAWR
don't make me go super saijin on ur ass
super saijin by ttomei December 10, 2008

Super-Mormons

The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.

They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".
Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!

Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.

super autism 

An expression crazy anti-vaccers use cause they are badly informed and believe other crazy people.
Oh no, I will not give all these evil illuminati vaccines to my precious little angel, she will get super autism!

super charged ass sex marathon 

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.
I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.