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malama pono

I have a lot of malama pono for you.
by Allen Feldman April 21, 2006
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pontificate

To poop on the pope. Normally from a great height, such as a poop deck.
Billy pontificated on the body of Jean Paul II as his way of remembering the good times they had shared.
by O_P September 28, 2005
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poncho

fuck shag do Spanish word meaning "flatten" or "pop". However, in Mexican slang, it means "fuck" or "have sex with".
1. Mira no más Enrique esa muchacha. Tiene nalgas de Zebra. Si me la poncho.
by Sound Junkie January 26, 2007
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Ponit

A person who is highly annoying, but yet very fun to hang out with basically because they are fun to make fun of. They dont realize how annoying they are and sometimes blow things way out of proportion
That chick over there with the high voice and creepy face is freaking out about a stain on her shirt...damn she is such a ponit
by Brooke Schroeder October 15, 2007
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White pony

An Orgasm. Or any feeling that is similar to tripping out on drugs.
Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.
by BlindBartholomew September 24, 2005
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Poning

The act of dyeing tampons red and throwing them at cars.
Man last night we went poning and raised all sorts of hell
by kevinhasahugeasswang February 5, 2008
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poned

Geting beat verry badly in a sport, game, orpersonal endeavor.
Dude I poned your ass in Super Smash Bros.!!!!!!!!!!
by Abel Salazar, II April 3, 2007
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