was once the lord of all things till a gigantic famine hit its homeland dwindling its population to nothing. Potatoes are still extremely strong and could even go toe to toe with Shaggy in a battle but their numbers has dwindled.
shaggy: is that a p-potato...
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent
potato: yes shaggy its time to battle
shaggy: finally a worthy opponent
by potato447 March 05, 2019
Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
“ hey girl..”
“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”
“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”
“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 06, 2019
by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 11, 2020
Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022
by marthapotatobeauty June 05, 2021