Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. by A.N.R.D. March 12, 2017
Get the Fake twallingmug. Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀
Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
by seoulstel December 3, 2018
Get the Fake Friendmug. A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
by Merciless dump July 28, 2023
Get the Fake jeepmug. Someone who consistently uses words that appear to be fake to win at Words With Friends. Often times these words will be nonsensical and unknown words, even though the system accepts them for points.
Kyle: Check out the word I played for 50 points!
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!
Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!
Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.
by Acrane101 December 26, 2019
Get the King of Fake Wordsmug. Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”
by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021
Get the Fake friendmug. A fighting move from the game Dacait.
According to the interviews channel 5 did with the top Dacait players "fake anti is when you shoot your anti dart at the dead guy in order to bring his hopes up but only for him to find out you emptied the vial beforehand", it was described as one of the most fast yet technically intricate moves by some people.
According to the interviews channel 5 did with the top Dacait players "fake anti is when you shoot your anti dart at the dead guy in order to bring his hopes up but only for him to find out you emptied the vial beforehand", it was described as one of the most fast yet technically intricate moves by some people.
Goat: *shoots his fake anti dart at the BelgianFries who's dead on the floor*
BelgianFries: "thanks man I don't even know how did that monster manage to crawl up behind m..."
Goat: "sike keep dreaming"
BelgianFries: "thanks man I don't even know how did that monster manage to crawl up behind m..."
Goat: "sike keep dreaming"
by that one big X guy July 19, 2019
Get the Fake Antimug.