cum farmer

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult

Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"

by A8974189k September 19, 2006

cum nuggets

the containers used to hold semen in your nutsack.

i could feel the sperm coming out of my cum nuggets.

by jonathan amar July 23, 2008

Cum Sucker

Someone who enjoys putting long objects in their mouth.

Remember that Ingo Tragelehn from MTV's Real World? He was such a Cum Sucker.

by Longshaft McWormy November 24, 2007

Cum Tease

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"

I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...

by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008

mouth-cum

mouth-cum is the blob of jizz that a guy can get when he's jacking off and part of his cumshot splurts in his opened mouth.

I wanted to taste my own cum, so I put my heels on the wall and jacked off so that when I blew my load - - I'd get a good amount of mouth-cum to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

cum-on-a-pizza

cum-on-a-pizza is a masturbation game that guys play, similar to cum-on-a cookie, except all the guys jack off on a large pepperoni pizza and the last dude to have a cumgasm, has to eat the cummiest piece of pizza -- and the guys keep doing that until the pizza is gone.

We played cum-on-a-pizza and I kept losing, so I had to eat a lot of cummy pizza -- yum!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

Oreo cum

Oreo cum is the combined cumshots on the cookie that guys use when they're playing the masturbation game, Cum-on-a-Cookie, which the last guy to cum has to eat.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so I had to eat the Oreo cum!

by eda-skip December 11, 2021