chris parkinson 

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars

That guy is a total Chris Parkinson

chris parkinson by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018

chris jeyes 

Chris Jeyes when this person comes to mind you'll always think of him as an overall good guy, funny thoughtfull and nice

"Man Chris Jeyes is great"

chris jeyes by Cronkdonkuluas May 2, 2018

chris dibella 

BUS BOYYYYY HE IS SO NOT GOOD LOOKING AND HAS AN ATTITUDE

EW LOOK HES ACTING LIKE A CHRIS DIBELLA

chris dibella by ANNOYING123456789 January 19, 2018

chris van geffen 

Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!

OMG THATS CHRIS VAN GEFFEN HES SO AWESOME!

chris van geffen by Chrinsiepaarntie February 5, 2018

Chris Saupe 

The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.

Hey, Chris Saupe get out of that pickup ya god damn cooter

Chris Saupe by Deejay85 February 14, 2018

Chris Fong

A beautiful man with a large cock

That guy who fucked me last night was a real Chris Fong

Chris Fong by Logan135 May 7, 2018

chris ware 

A sexy beast with pecks of steel. Buff, thick and BODASHAS

Chris Ware is a sexy beast.

chris ware by Boah nall February 18, 2018