get balled

What you say when someone does something that merits a severe balling.

Teacher: "Now don't forget, tomorrow we have a test on natural logarithms."
Student: "Aw, get balled!"

Person 1: "I got you a burrito from Taco Cabana, but then I ate it because I'm an asshole."
Person 2: "Get balled!"

Dad: "Happy birthday! I farted on your cake."
Son: "Get balled!"

by Giblets in a bucket May 8, 2010

indistruct-a-ball

A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball

Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!

by Goldphishe August 24, 2004

Sus ball

Someone whole re-follows their newly single ex and starts to like their pictures again

You are a sus ball

by Anonshiz June 16, 2021

Boxers Balls

When your ballsack is tangled in your boxers. Feels like they're in a chokehold every time you move your legs. Happens in sports or when your balls are sweaty. Also can happen when your boxers are to small.

I had to go to the bathroom to fix my killer boxers balls.

by tman1124 April 13, 2010

low balling

The action of asking for a lower price when dealing something from a hustler. Try to bullshit a bullshiter to get a dirt cheap price.

I told you many times over! That is the final price, quit low balling us and do not call back any more!

by Spamme4444 April 1, 2007

Attic Balls

When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.

Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"

by the real b love January 22, 2009

Ball Player

1 . Someone who plays sports, like basketball, football or any other sport that involves a ball or balls.

2. A guy who consistantly plays with his nuts be it via pocket pool or balls in hand action in front of the TV.

3. A gay guy who likes to play with other mens balls, such as guy on guy ball juggling or tea bagging.

Wow, our waiters is such a ball player! did you see how he was jostling his junk when taking our order...WTF?

by ballzinyourface November 9, 2010