Comedy Boner

When you get "excited" about something that is literally fucking hilarious and no one else is around.

Cletus (Extreme Trumpeter): "Man! I'm really glad that Fuhrer Trump selected the extremely intelligent goddess that is Miss Sarah Palin for vice Fuhrer!"
Jack (Sane person): "I have such a comedy boner right now..."

by velopciraptor September 5, 2016

boner genocide

A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.

One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.

by fuckin fucksticks August 22, 2014

Mega Boner

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

by BootyTaken42069 February 6, 2020

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

Anti-Boner

1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.

"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"

"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"

by MJW33 July 31, 2012

Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.

"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"

by TheBigChihuahua May 11, 2018