Bob

Someone named Bob, short for Robert. People named Bob are usually about 5'9", which is also the average height for human men.

"Hey, Robert! What's up?"

"Don't call me that. Call me Bob now. It's my nickname."

"That doesn't make any sense. Those two names don't sound anything alike."

"Fuck you, Steven. No one likes you."

by Jukkobee January 19, 2022

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Bob Odenkirk Day

Celebrated by taking a briefcase to a local bar on April 3rd

"You wanna go Odenkirking for Bob Odenkirk Day?"

by BobOdenkirk April 3, 2023

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Bob

Is best

Bob is best , that's the way it is

by Bobbybobbob123 February 23, 2023

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Ugly Bob

When a bitch ugly but you still gonna smash so you put a bag over their head

Friend: Yo, you take that ugly chick home last night?
Me: yea bro I Ugly Bob'd her so it was all good.
Friend: Lmao bro she let you Ugly Bob her?
Me: Told her it was my fetish so she'd be down.

by TheSadPanda4 December 5, 2018

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