by The Wise one. December 4, 2013
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by laurlaur13 March 12, 2005
Get the john black mug.A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 black shoes, and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of driving around in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets in the closet. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."
Mennonite friend: Hey, listen, can you keep all my CDs and shit for the weekend? We're having the Men in Black over for Sunday dinner.
Me: Sure, no problem man.
Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.
Me: Sure, no problem man.
Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.
by eX-Menno December 16, 2007
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Get the black girl mug.Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
by SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh October 25, 2008
Get the Jacob Black mug.People that have more pigment than others, and that’s all. Nothing special. There can be good black people, and bad ones. An example of Good black people are Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman. And a bad example of black peoples is R. Kelly and someone else but I can’t think of the name.
However, bad black people really seem to come for White people. As in calling us racial terms like cracker and honkey. They need to understand that they are most likely not descendants of slaves and all white people are not descendants of slave owners.
Good black people however don’t care that we are white and respect us as humans. Those are good black people who I most surely respect and hope they are having a nice day.
Coming from a white female, I know there are good black people out there. I do not see races, I only see the human race, I genuinely respect them. However if you call me a racial slur like cracker, don’t expect respect from me and don’t dare call me a racist.
However, bad black people really seem to come for White people. As in calling us racial terms like cracker and honkey. They need to understand that they are most likely not descendants of slaves and all white people are not descendants of slave owners.
Good black people however don’t care that we are white and respect us as humans. Those are good black people who I most surely respect and hope they are having a nice day.
Coming from a white female, I know there are good black people out there. I do not see races, I only see the human race, I genuinely respect them. However if you call me a racial slur like cracker, don’t expect respect from me and don’t dare call me a racist.
Example 1:
Good white person: Hi there how are you today?
Good black person: I’m doing great! Thanks for asking!
Example 2:
Good white person: Hello how are you?
Bad black person: shut up you fucking cracker!
Example 3:
Good black person: Hi! How are you doing?
Bad White person: shit up you n*****!
Example 4:
Bad white person: Ugh motherfucking n*****!
Bad black person: Stupid fucking cracker ass bitches!
Black people can be racist, just like white peoples
Good white person: Hi there how are you today?
Good black person: I’m doing great! Thanks for asking!
Example 2:
Good white person: Hello how are you?
Bad black person: shut up you fucking cracker!
Example 3:
Good black person: Hi! How are you doing?
Bad White person: shit up you n*****!
Example 4:
Bad white person: Ugh motherfucking n*****!
Bad black person: Stupid fucking cracker ass bitches!
Black people can be racist, just like white peoples
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