Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

Asshole

Something a girl has invetween her ass cheeks for guys to snack on in bed!👅

“I ate her asshole for so long last night!”

by The ass eater 3000 November 28, 2017

Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.

I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe

by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017

Asshole

You

Fuck you asshole

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

Asshole

An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.

Bill Maher is an asshole.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.

Putin: I'm an asshole!

by amogus susi September 13, 2022

Asshole

A type of person seen as self devoting to making the lives of everybody around them a bit worse than they were a minute before they met each other. That term can be however used by one such person to hide the fact of what they really are, a callous piece of shit.

Did you see that prick who calls himself an asshole go last night? The moment he drove home from the party, he reached down for his phone and crushed three bushes from Derek's front yard and we never heard from him since.

by enrique150 January 9, 2020