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Appalachian high-five

To “nut”(deposit semen) on an unsuspecting person(s), specifically on their back
A man was arrested for doing an “Appalachian high-five on several passengers during a subway commute
by Tone boi December 17, 2025
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Five Night's At Freddy's

Its a huge success for scott the lore is amazing and one of the biggest games
Markiplier: *Playing FIve Night's At Freddy's 4* Bite: *Comes* Markiplier: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!??!
by Mr.Gamejolt user 69 August 21, 2022
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.
These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.
by rectalreloader September 7, 2018
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Play the five-fingered flute

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016
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