September 5

September 5 is the day when you send nudes to your male friends:)

It’s september 5, you have to send a nude to me;)

by Jack and John September 5, 2022

January 5

Give your friends with benefits a kiss day and also have sex with them

Hey carlos wanna kiss me? or have sex with me instead its January 5th!

by courtneylol192 January 4, 2022

january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”

Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell

by there’s kids in my basement May 31, 2023

5 fingers up

you pose with 5 fingers up to indicate you are racist

I hate niggers. holds 5 fingers up

by amongus666 June 4, 2022

5 chicken lickin

I’m gonna give her a kickin

Yo yeah start the bifta I’m gonna rape ur little sister 5 chicken lickin I’m gonna give her a kickin

by anonymous January 15, 2021