carolina butter churn

your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".

I pulled a Carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it.

by Ruik Truink March 29, 2008

louisville butter scoop

1. n. A dynamic, amorphous phrase used to identify fleeting ideas in one's head or potential objects in ones possession. Generally used by those under a combination of great stress and the effects of self medication.
2. n. A mixed alcoholic beverage of great strength.

1. "Baby hold my louisville butter scoop while I inflate this, please."
2. One more Louisville Butter Scoop and this young man is going to need an ambulance.

by Acidophilus September 6, 2004

Melts my butter

Turns me on - Causes feelings of arousal

That Beyonce really melts my butter.

by Pogo56 December 9, 2008

Butter Your Nutter

To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.

Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll go nice n smooth.

by Poor Raped Goat May 31, 2006

peanut butter band

A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.

Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:

Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."

Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."

(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."

by Richard Cox Head April 19, 2014

Texas Butter Churn

Getting vigorously and deeply fisted by a partner with an arm lubricated up to the elbow. The rapid action churns out a frothy amalgam with the consistency of fresh butter.

Did you hear about Jorge? He went out on his break to smoke a fatty and wound up getting a Texas Butter Churn from that bum that sleeps behind the dumpster.

Rachel took a Texas Butter Churn last night like a champ. Her oring looked like a spread of Country Crock Butter.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Peanut Butter Princess

The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.

Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.

by The Hero7 November 6, 2021