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food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .
Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.
by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016
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Real Food

It implies the existence of fake food
Real food implies the existence of fake food
by I Like To Define Words June 23, 2022
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snoot food

You want some 100% pure Columbian snoot food?
by Douche-canoe1000 September 27, 2020
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The Food Bussin

The Food is so good it can KILL you
Originated by Vinchinzo Valentino Jones the Famous Angel Twin who's Twin is Versace Jamarkus Jones. Was made around 2015 and became popular around 2015 and is used worldwide 🌎🌍. TWIN NEM MADE THE FOOD BUSSIN.

How did twin come up with such a miraculous feat. Blood Gang are known for saying Bussin but when they say it, it is associated with guns shooting, so Vinchinzo A.K.A known as Vinni (He hates being called that F.Y.I. Because it means "Magical Friend") decided to steal the word and say "The FOOD BUSSIN". Mainly because it's more positive than saying "the food good as fuck, shit, hell ect...."

Gizang in, Gizang Out !!!!!!
💯🕊️✌🏾Love God Always Forever and ever Amen✌🏾🕊️💯
Person: How was the food????
You: The Food Bussin, Bussin
by VLock February 23, 2025
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food fight

December 5th is national food fight day. Go throw a potato at that one bitch you hate
During the food fight I was knocked out by an apple
by James Marcos November 20, 2019
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food sleeps

In relation to Food Coma. A state after eating a large amount of food
'I'v had so much to eat I have the food sleeps'
by 0987612345000 October 22, 2017
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Food Law

1. A list of commandments brought down from the mountain by comedian Adam Carolla governing correct procedure in the preparation and presentation of all known edibles. He didn't speak to God. No, he had a bad omelette at a Big Bear Lake Ski Resort once. Cheese just draped over the cooked omelette, not even cheddar like he ordered, but Swiss. What is he an animal? He was certainly animalistic in his rage, with nearby large-breasted patrons trying to assure him that cheddar is sometimes white like Swiss cheese. Alas, he was not calmed. But rather than complete his transformation into a feral beast, one last "Hail Mary" neuron fired in his brain that reminded him of what it was to be human. Laws. A code to prevent civilization from collapsing. His revelation to apply rules, standards, and norms to food preparation/presentation changed the fabric of our society from that day forward. Never again would anyone have to endure such inhumane conditions in their culinary experience. Hero.

2. Actor Jude Law's fat, balding, less successful dimwit of a brother. (Coined by Adam Carolla on September 25, 2018 on "The Adam Carolla Show")
STEWARDESS:
Welcome back to first class of High-Falutin Air, Mr. Carolla. When we get up in the air in about 45 minutes, I'll gladly serve you alcohol for the 3 minutes before we begin our descent. We’ll also be serving meals in that window. Since you're in seat 1A, there's a good chance you'll get some.

ADAM CAROLLA:
Oh yeah? What've you got? Don't tell me it's that pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza. I've blown hobos that sleep on my studio stoop that taste better.

S:
Oh no, Mr. Carolla, we stopped serving that when our surveys indicated customers found it to taste like...well...like you said, "the ejaculate of an AIDS-ridden Homeless man." Now we're serving lentil chili and...

A.C.:
Don't bother. I'll drink my lunch. Until Food Law is enforced in American airspace.

S:
Food Law? Wasn't he in "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus"?

A.C.:
No, that's his younger, more attractive brother. Food Law was in "The Untalented Mr. Shitley" and "I Fart Fuckabees."

S:
Oh, I see. Anyway, want me to give you your usual road head in the John when we get in the air? After I give you your drink, of course. I know you're a raging alcoholic.

JERRY SEINFELD(row behind)
Why do they call it road head, we're gonna be 35,000 feet in the air?

A.C.:
Pipe down Jerry...unless you wanna buy my Porsche 935. I'm really taking a bath on that one. Turns out no one remembers who the hell Paul Newman is.

S:
Oh you took a bath? Maybe my mouth won't taste like a bum's buttermilk for 3 days.
by griffin_t_a September 25, 2018
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