Alexander syndrome

You worked with an amazing colleague but you changed position and you can't stop talking with them as if you still work together.

This guy always saying nice stuff about somebody that doesn't work here he must have Alexander syndrome...

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Arfaat Syndrome

When you cant hold onto money and spend it mindlessly

I think my friend is suffering from Arfaat syndrome, he’s broke all the time

by Kingarf69 September 1, 2023

Charles Syndrome

Suddenly catching man flu on a morning after a heavy night out on the sauce

Suddenly catching man flu on the day between a public holiday and a weekend

Sorry Boss but I can't come to work today as i have been diagnosed with Charles Syndrome.

by Jack Tor S December 5, 2016

zhoubin syndrome

a failure occurring in the Upper Motor Neurons in the motor cortex of the brain resulting in uncontrollable spasms on the effector muscle

While John was preoccupied with a personal activity, he unknowingly encountered zhoubin syndrome preventing him from finishing the task at hand and resulting in a loud cry for help.

by sayeed February 14, 2012

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear, that motherfucker has Salyers Syndrome. How can you be that retarded?

by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020

Hibbert Syndrome

Hibbert Syndrome is a tendency found in some people to laugh at tragedy or any other overly facetious moment. It is named after Dr. Hibbert, a character from the Simpsons renowned for this behaviour.

After laughing at the fires ongoing, Jeremy was diagnosed with Hibbert Syndrome and was given a bipolarity prescription.

by El ritardo September 14, 2020

The Compartment Syndrome

A serious medical condition resulting from increased pressure within a muscle compartment most commonly presenting in the fore or hind limbs.

"EMS, can you tell me why you called the ambulance today?"
"A tree limb hit my hind limb and the pain has become excruciating!"
" You may have The Compartment Syndrome, lets get you to the hospital."

by A.D.LEE & Co. February 14, 2019