Piss sock

The designated sock that you piss in when it’s late at night and you don’t want to walk all the way to the bathroom.

Mike awake *groggy*: Ugh, I gotta piss bad. Where’s my damn piss sock? Ah, here it is. *sticks penis head outside of underwear and urinates into sock*

by Grayson Pete December 15, 2023

to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.

'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'

by chris tafari December 7, 2022

Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

soggy socks

me after walking on water

(i am jesusa)

ay i have such soggy socks rn

why?

lefman.

by kaydooo December 13, 2022

Sock

Ranboo, white boy, oreo boy

Tubbo: "So- you're a sock then. Cause you're wearing one on your face."

by ArdenIsStupid December 15, 2022

fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022