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jam sandwich

what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.

recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.
i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.
jam sandwich by russ tollium March 16, 2009

best sandwich in the world 

completely, and utterly the most amazing, greatest and best sandwich ever made..chargrilled chicken with honey and mustard mayo with salad...ohhh

Sacramento Sandwich 

After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.
George: So what did you do last night?
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich

soup sandwich 

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.
soup sandwich by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

Soup Sandwich 

A soup sandwich can be a very messy cuisine option unless you use a bread bowl in which case is most definitely a sandwich.
cream of broccoli in a whole wheat bread bowl is a Soup sandwich
Soup Sandwich by G-baller June 2, 2011

roastbeef sandwich

A used up women's vagina after having many men sucked on it her hole life
I gotta go home my ex-wife is coming so I'm going to eat a roastbeef sandwich