riding the stag

slang for gay sex

Jance is riding the stag

by LOLtrain August 30, 2012

meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 2, 2023

Ride the Elephant

Secretly dropping acid before going to the Renaissance Faire with your family

Brian's gonna ride the elephant when we go to the Ren Faire

by wolfman85 June 19, 2025

musical ride

When performing sex on a woman, (usually reverse cowgirl) and she starts to sing out loud to cover out the sounds, this usually happens when she is supposed to be in her house alone, but instead she's having sex with her boyfriend and she covers it up with singing since the neighbours are nosy and music would cause suspicions.

This is also considered a great way to mask masturbation.

Sentence:
I had to make a musical ride out of my masturbation since my parents where watching TV in the living room.

Conversation:

Carl: So, how was your date with AJ last night?

Marcos: It was great, we started making out, then one thing lead to another and we started having sex! She was great and all but she had to do a musical ride since Mac, her big brother was in the neighbours house and playing music would have gave it away...

by sad reality November 13, 2015

Magic Carpet Ride

The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet

Trevor took her to his room and took her on a magic carpet ride

by jjrymz July 24, 2017

mattress ride

when your sister bounces your mattress up and down to get you to fall asleep

Belle would you like a mattress ride?

by jbrown92184 February 23, 2009

little red riding hood

An uncircumcised man boning a small red ginger.

“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”

by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019