pussy promoter

a word used to stereotype girls who talk about their pussy too much, making it seem like they are promoting it to the world

or simply, a hoe

girl: omg, my pussy is like, the tightest!

boy: stfu, stop bein a pussy promoter.

by -michell♥ July 5, 2010

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

Pussy Wizard

A good looking man that ends up fucking whichever chick he sets his mind to no matter what the odds. Often the asshole of your friends. Most groups of friends will have a Pussy Wizard among them, as every group has an asshole.

she does hate him, but did that ever stop a pussy wizard like Robby.

by Pussy Wizard November 22, 2010

pussy pouch

The large buldging area above the pussy on fat women. Another name for a FUPA.

This lady at work wears jeans to tight that her pussy pouch looks huge!

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Pussy Kraken

A raunchy, smelly vagina, in which lives a pussy kraken. The kraken tends to feed on any objects placed into the pussy. When given the chance the kraken will emerge from the depths of the pussy, revealing its large teeth and long slimy tentacles.

Damn bro, I heard that bitch Pam Floyd got a Pussy Kraken.

by TGravy April 24, 2011

forest pussy

The superfluous fur of a female's netherlips; aka a hairy vagina or a full beaver. This vagina also likes Dave Matthew's band, Birkenstocks and cheap beer.

Omg, did you see that chick?
Yeah! What a forest pussy! She just came back from Burning Man!

by Sijamesako July 1, 2008

dog pussy

is a womans pussy that is always leaking dog sperm. When she has sex with a male dog, the dogs penis forms a big 'knot' (before the male dog ejaculates, the penis swells up to make the vagina clamp down on its penis, at the base of the penis a bulb is formed to 'lock' the penis into the human vagina) to stop all the semen from gushing out. After ejaculation the dog is 'tied' to the human female for about an hour to ensure 'proper' impregnation. So much semen is ejaculated (500ml for mastiffs) that it floods the entire womb. Women find this quite satisfying as the temperature of the semen is significantly higher than a humans body, so she'll feel warm inside. Over the next few days the semen absorbes through the womb and you get semen leakage from the vagina.

Some males dogs get pussy from pregnant women. When the dog ejaculates all the semen gushes into the womb all over the baby.

Fuckin hell Susan it's been days since that that Mastiff fucked you and you're still leaking cum. I'm not gonna have sex with you until you clean your dog pussy out.

The dog filled me up real good. He came so much. I felt all that cum skwirt inside me into my womb. His sperm is going to be swimming around in my body.

by Preferably clean pussy May 28, 2008