Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
by neil November 24, 2003
by boobies March 13, 2004
The wealth of a young asian immigrant who appears balling and acts hard, but either they or their family just owns a cash-only asian restaurant and evades taxes. Prevalent in the asian comunity.
Yo check that sweet whip, is he an accountant or is he pushing weight?
Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.
Neither, man. He's butter soft, and thats just egg roll money.
by Emby June 05, 2009
The act of shitting on your partner's chest after having intercourse and then cumming on top of the shit. After performing the first step, it is encouraged for one to eat the masterpiece.
by Whoof Arted January 08, 2011
pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends tits, titty fuck her. Before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your dick and cum in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
by AL93 October 19, 2007
The proudness of rolling twenty sided dice, referring to someone who Plays D.A.D./ Dungeons and Dragons. The term originate's from the web comic Penny Arcade.
"That is because I roll twenties"
by Teflon Don Da Da© July 25, 2005
by Zoda June 22, 2006