suicidal nut

when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name

*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT

by Bartholomew p. winkleton April 23, 2018

nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.

Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.

by Rizzou January 5, 2009

fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

by impressionable380 May 28, 2013

gun nutting

The act of pleasuring oneself with a firearm to orgasm, preferably one of weight and correct size.

Digi: Damn, I love gun nutting.
Hydra: Yeah, everybody loves gun nutting.

by Lawfixer January 22, 2023

Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 8, 2020

tater-nut

a miniature ballsack

That new guy i'm messing with got some tater-nuts

by kklove098 March 25, 2017

tough nut

Bad luck, or a sucky situation

Daniel said tough nut to Adam after he missed every hole in golf.

by Tough nut January 23, 2016