Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it

Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!

by Marniechan February 28, 2025

Russian Mike

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy

Me: that’s Russian Mike

Russian Mike is a mini Irish celebrity

by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Coach Mike

Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”

Coach mike- Coach nick theres cum in my eye

by Mikedadike July 7, 2025

Fingerloo Mike

A big fat tub of lard with no friends who seeks attention from all the larping foids of the world.
Fingerloo is also an adjective for if someone does something foolish.

Did you see what that guy done the other day? He's a real Fingerloo Mike.

by Larpyloo February 15, 2026

Dirty Mike

Spreading the asshole of an individual and filling their colon with Grenadine until it starts leaking out of the anal cavity.

Todrick: I’m in the mood for a drink, but not any of that regular garbage. I need something…special.

Michaelson: Maybe *drops his trousers and grabs his trusty funnel* I could prep you a Dirty Mike~

by TheWordsmith200 March 14, 2026

Cuckhold Mike

A person who is never in the wrong. He rejects any kind of help and sees it as threatening, and then lashes out. The only emotion he shows is to say that it is not his fault because...Masks his own insecurities in calling other people sensitive.

Dude, Cuckhold Mike stripped out four screws today and said it wasn't his fault because the Earth's axis was in movement.

by Eastcoastslide July 16, 2025