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Josh

Josh. Another word for wanker. They are always pussies and think they are stronger than Logan Paul. They will always lose in a fight. Everyone in their group secretly hates them but feels bad for them because their dad never came back from buying milk. Also because they are fun to make fun of behind their backs. Everyone fucking hates Josh's
"who is that fuckwit"
"probably Josh"
by _NoNees_ June 14, 2021
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josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters
Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!
by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025
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Josh

Josh is awesome and the best man in existence
by ohyeaimcool November 1, 2022
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Josh

Adjective - Having one more at staff drinks (really 5) when you’re opening in the morning and then waking up 2 hours late in a blind panic before rushing into work, without your usual litre of hairspray.
by Speedii June 25, 2022
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Dirty Josh

When you get a hamburger from Harvey’s and remove the buns and jerk your dick off with them and shove the patty up your ass
I saw Josh last night giving himself a dirty Josh in the bathroom
by Jorkin&porkin December 15, 2025
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Josh Castleman

Josh Castleman is what u call someone who gets high as hell with some douche bags and then sleeps all day long and gets no girls except meth heads if u see a josh Castleman u should properly take care of it with a bullet straight up that ass
Aye grant did u see Michael pull a “josh Castleman
by Big clappa 9980 July 13, 2018
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josh

a straight up horny, retarded, perverted, gay/lesbian (if trans which they prob are) very adopted, actually sent to the orphanage 12 times and back in 2 months and overall very wet. oh yeah, also a raging alcoholic with a garage full of crack.
Josh's brother: 'Oh, hey Jo-'

*Josh's brother looks at josh in disgust and horror*

Josh's brother: 'Umm, josh y r u molesting 3 cats at once?'

Josh: 'Oh sah dude wanna join in?'

Josh's brother collapses from too much exposure to animal cruelty.
by Josh=gay May 20, 2020
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