five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.

Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.

by Rster04 October 23, 2011

muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.

Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.

by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024

High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.

"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"

by anonymous October 6, 2020

hoe five

When your homegirl got the D and you‘re proud of her victory, you give her a high five for living the hoe life.

Yeah Girl, give me a hoe five!

by Patricia Oulala March 30, 2019

Vengeful high-five

When you take a shit and toilet water splashes up your ass

heard Clark scream when he got a vengeful high-five

by Dapzy March 11, 2021