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One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
by sp00ki September 15, 2006
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fakenency

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Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".
"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."
by Katrina J. January 28, 2008
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Fakevine

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An unofficial source of rumors or news that is absolutely always untrue.
I heard through the fakevine that I'm going to win the million dollar lotto tonight mom!
by John Soviet July 29, 2013
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Faketriotisim
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1. fake love, support, and defense of one's country; national false loyalty.
The amount of faketriotism in the united states is depressing. You have to read and understand the laws set forth by the forefathers to be patriotic. Not make up your own rules by your opinions, which is unpatriotic.
by MindKind75 January 21, 2017
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Fakeness

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I can't stand being around this fakeness.
by Cstar December 1, 2013
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a disease that prevents you from being funny

you might find a few fakefire victims on BasilMarket
fakefire victim: i smak dis wimminz so hard n den tomatoto milk fly out of her faec lololo

Psychologist: Oh look, that poor child suffers from fakefire.

Scientist: I concur. That certainly is fakefire syndrome indeed.

George W. Bush: lulz dat faekfire sure is nucularly hilarus
by say hi to basil March 5, 2008
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fakeitarian

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Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.
John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster
by nevets24 November 17, 2010
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