Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high
Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song
A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
Get the Long Cool Womanmug. 
THE MOST MADDENING RESPONSE IN A MESSAGE
Some may even call it
Dry typing :0
You can be obviously excited about something but THEN someone will open the group chat annnnd...
Some may even call it
Dry typing :0
You can be obviously excited about something but THEN someone will open the group chat annnnd...
by KazzCrow December 8, 2022
Get the Coolmug. Cool attracts cool and wants cool around. This way many doors open to the privileged one which remain closed to the one not gifted with a natural coolness.
- Yo, dave got that new job at the agency quick fam. Im still lookin. it's tough.
+ Thy chillness may not reach a potential adequate enough for the highnesses lower their fruit you desperately try to picketh.
- You're buggin. I got cool-priviledge! My mama said so!
+ Thy chillness may not reach a potential adequate enough for the highnesses lower their fruit you desperately try to picketh.
- You're buggin. I got cool-priviledge! My mama said so!
by freedolean June 5, 2022
Get the Cool-priviledgemug. Friend 1: Hey! What do you think of David?
Friend 2: Oh hell yea, David is cool. I like David.
Friend 1: Yeah I think so too.
Friend 2: Oh hell yea, David is cool. I like David.
Friend 1: Yeah I think so too.
by cool boi 123 October 9, 2023
Get the coolmug. People names
Ryan
Kaia
Bella
Erin can be considered cooler than cool and whoever edits this and publishes this is really cool 😉😉
Ryan
Kaia
Bella
Erin can be considered cooler than cool and whoever edits this and publishes this is really cool 😉😉
by Rjames 6969 August 12, 2019
Get the Cooler than cool itselfmug. by Krika September 25, 2021
Get the cool mint dipmug.