Cake Fucking

Fucking a cake

I.e. Trip (Dmmd)

Virus: Trip... You can't fuck a cake
Trip: Not with that attitude ;-)

Thus, Trip was proven guilty of cake fucking

by PhoenixFire360 November 1, 2014

Fort Fucking

The act of creating a fort, and then having sexual intercourse inside.

"Hey Kelsey! Let's build a fort, and then fuck in it!", "That Kelsey chick took a good fort fucking!"

by FortFucker March 29, 2012

fucking horny

sexually aroused to the point of feeling your sexual organs will explode

Diana, those morning videos have got me so fucking horny.

by Brettwads June 23, 2021

fattie fuck

Using a lubricated fold of fat to stimulate a penis. This act can result in climax or simply as foreplay. This act is much like tittie fucking but is using one or more folds of fat instead of breasts.

"That chick had so many rolls I fattie fucked her all night long and still didn't run out of places to put it."

by Rob_SD January 23, 2008

really fucked

Really screwed or really messed up!

i got drunk after work and I feel really fucked!

by ColdRod69 September 24, 2016

Fuck Shoes

Shoes you wear when you're fucking. Worn to maintain proper balance and grip for optimal penetration.

"I have a date tonight, let me put on my fuck shoes."

by ZotZot February 22, 2010

fuck it flu

A general feeling of apathy. often leading one to not go in to work

What happened yesterday? The big cheese looking for you...

I had a touch of the fuck it flu - nothing a round of eighteen holes couldn't cure.

by OldDude December 30, 2007